Friday, June 7, 2024

Nick Cannon's 'Most Valuable Balls' Get a $10 Million Insurance Boost


 Nick Cannon has insured his testicles for $10 million. The American TV host, rapper, and actor, 43, partnered with men's care brand Dr. Squatch, which assessed his testicles using their 'Ball Valuation Tool,' considering factors like size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers.

Dr. Squatch announced via a press release that they secured an official insurance policy for Cannon’s “family jewels” through MMA/Momentous insurance. Cannon, who has 12 children with six women, hinted that he might not be done expanding his family.

"Haters say it's time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I'm doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids," Cannon stated. "Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!"

He urged others to care for their "most valuable assets" with Dr. Squatch's new Ball Care products. Cannon was also given the 'Most Valuable Balls' title by the brand, which released several promotional photos, including one featuring Cannon's crying face on a baby’s body.

Cannon shares 13-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with ex-wife Mariah Carey. His other children include Rise Messiah, 1, Powerful Queen, 3, and Golden Sagon, 7, with model Brittany Bell; 2-year-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, and Beautiful Zeppelin, 1, with Abby De La Rosa; Legendary Love, 1, with Selling Sunset star Bre Tiesi; Onyx, 1, with LaNisha Cole; and Halo Marie, 1, with Alyssa Scott. He also had a son, Zen, with Scott, who tragically passed away from brain cancer as an infant.

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